we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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