why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!