Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(858): View more from California

anal on a first date. tsk tsk.

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(650): View more from California

in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",

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(706): View more from Georgia

Her name starts with A and ends with whore.

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(949): View more from California

He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.

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(907): View more from Alaska

marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it

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(314): View more from Missouri

I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis

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(559): View more from California

Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.

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