Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage