Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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