Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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