she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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