Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
there was a trapeze. enough said
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So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
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This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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