i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
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I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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