Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Randomize
