I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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