Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
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The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
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ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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