it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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