i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
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She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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