Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
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I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
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I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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