the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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