oh god the rape fog is back!
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Randomize