omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
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right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
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Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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