break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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