I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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