all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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