Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I queefed so loud it echoed.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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