She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Randomize
