If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
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we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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