Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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