so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
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His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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