More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
we made out on top of his cat.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
25 Facts Men Don’t Know About Women Until They Live Together
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
These 19 People Imagine Others When Banging Their SO
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks