It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i dont even know how to be here
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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