I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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