is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
did i walk over a car last night?
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
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