Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(502): View more from Kentucky

sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?

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(309): View more from Illinois

My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes

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27 Unforgettable Hookup Texts
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(207): View more from Maine

A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.

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(925): View more from California

I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.

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(317): View more from Indiana

i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...

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