i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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