Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
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Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
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I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
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