You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
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third nipple confirmed
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something