i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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