Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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