physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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