do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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