he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
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I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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