I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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