I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
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