i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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