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True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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