Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
She announced her abortion via fbk
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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