As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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i don't want you to think of me as your TA
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
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The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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