the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
50% drunk capacity currently
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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