But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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