Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
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I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
My boob is missing a layer of skin
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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