Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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