You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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