i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
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last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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