1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
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DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
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I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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