Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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