alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
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You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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