I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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