I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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