So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
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Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
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Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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