Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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