420 ftw
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
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A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
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You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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