you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
The convent might be a nice break from real life
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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